09-22-03 - 1:31 am
my mom has a cook book called recipes that touch your heart and soul and its from the members of the national federation of the blind, but im not sure blind people cooking grandma stichnicker's lub lub soup is too swell an idea.
i'm sick. not in the masochistic or perverse sense of the word, more or less physically ill. i dont drink enough OhJ. thats orange juice written in a cool acronymn in case someone cool reads this and they can take note of the level of my coolness or lack there of. my throat feels like a bunch of kids that go to mcallie and wear lots of rock creek outfitter clothing and shag their hair but try to say that they dont shag their hair because everyone else has shaggy hair but rather because theyre an originator of the shagged hair or because they just like the way it looks are climbing with climbing utinsels up and down on my throat pretending to be rock climbers as they tend to do but can only pretend because my throat is not a rock it is a throat and so by climbing and scaling my throat they'll never achieve their goals or have movies like Pit Fall made after them or their ideas.
i'm going to see slayer and hatebreed on november 5th.
if i were merlin and i had archemedis and i could do magical magic like he, i would make everyone's arms as long as their hands and their hands as long as their arms, because that would make things like masturbating and driving just plum silly.
heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
mark my words in this the year of our lord of two thousand and three, that as the sun sets for the thirtieth revoultion of the day of my birth, if my life sucks, i will in fact kill the president. and i will be the first assasin of an american president to go to jail, and write books about why and how i did it, and make zillions.
theres an independent film festival, i think wes and i are going to submit a tit bid. (note the grammatical error humor)
if i had a nickel for everytime that i found a nickel and then kept it and didnt snap it at someone or just say hey theres a nickel i bet some short beast of a man will find that and buy large amounts of irish ale with it, then i would have several.
i like leaving your house at 2am after rubbing your feet for 3 and some odd hours.
pirates of the carribean comes out on dvd on december 2nd.
Alex: It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. (cwo)
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