11-16-03 - 12:01 pm
i can do this thing where i squint my eyes and i think it makes my ear drums vibrate. it makes a sort of vibrating sound like the wind is blowing really hard or something.
new hardees angus beef burgers make me have to shit.
im going to be wrinkly when im old.
when you go to see a movie and they have the slides at the beginning with the pictures of a pepsi or a coke spilling over a bunch of ice cubes and like splashing over popcorn, i want to be the guy that gets to push the pepsi over.
"and....CUE PEPSI"
*push over pepsi*
"CUT! PERFECT"
neo = christ-archetype.
my phone number is 667-DETH, that rules.
90% of the boogers on my passenger side belong to her. we is purphekt.
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