07-10-03 - 3:09 am
well. lets see.
michelle from http://dust-settle.diaryland.com txt msgd me while i was upside down.
i played in a tropical storm and ate hail.
i put a coffe pot filled with crabs in a room filled with girls at 4 am.
i caught a 30 pound mackrel and killed it with a broken surf board and hung it on the speakers door.
i re wrote my neck to a song about the dead fish on the door.
i went on a pirate cruise and had a swashbuckling battle with 60 year old bikers pretending to be pirates with water pistols shaped like dolphins.
i ate crab legs and banana pudding until i almost threw up.
i counted the waves. there was more than 10.
i shaved my goatee.
i have elvis sideburns.
sang sweet home alabama with urkel and the group.
made my own sesame street episode.
watched fireworks fall sideways and shoot at people. people ran.
phone booth is good.
gods and generals is long.
ran around in a space camp suit.
talked to amy for 9 hours on the beach about how clouds look like cotton candy but they dont make black cotton candy.
someone said i looked like johnny knoxville.
someone else said i looked like dave navarro.
someone else said i looked like collin farrell.
i dont see any of it.
star wars galaxies is fun.